Han and Max in “Unfinished Business”

Han

Look, two parties of cool hipsters are sitting at tables near wall. [referring to a group of four hipsters sitting next to two homeless men]

Max

You think those are six hipsters? Okay, let's go over this one more time. Hipster or homeless pop quiz, ready?

Han

Ready.

Max

Hipsters wear?

Han

Skinny jeans.

Max

Homeless wear?

Han

Dirty jeans.

Max

Hipsters listen to?

Han

Radiohead.

Max

Homeless listen to?

Han

The voices in their head.

Max

Hipsters have?

Han

Beard and a blog.

Max

Homeless have?

Han

Beard and so much sadness. I see sadness, there and there.

Max

I'll handle this. [walks toward the group of hipsters] I told you before, I don't want your kind in here. Take a trendy hike. Better step it up. The Apple Store closes at ten.

Han

Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?

Max

'Cause I could not be in the background of another Instagram photo.