Max and Caroline in “Unfinished Business”

Max

Come on, Chestnut, go poo-poo near the hipsters. Hey, how cool would it be if we could get Chess to go poo on a hipster?

Caroline

How can all of those people have $75 just to dance at a laundromat? I've been doing my roots with white-out.

Max

Hipsters in Williamsburg will pay for anything if it makes them feel like they're in on something new no one else knows about. All you need's a gimmick.