Wait, what about the clothes?
Oh, what am I gonna do? Walk around Williamsburg in a $3,000 gown? Oh my god... wait a minute. Grab everything with a price tag on it that we can re-sell, or that you think I'd look amazing in.
[Max runs straight to the furs and grabs one off the rack setting off the alarm]
Not the furs. They're wired!
Why would you wire the furs?
Everybody wires the furs, bitch!
[Sitting next to Max on the subway wearing all the clothes they stole layered one on top of the other] This was my fave purse to take dancing.
How'd you keep it up on your shoulder when you went all mad Krump?
[Looking through the purse] Look!
[while holding up a handful of money and shouting]
Two hundred dollars!
Is not enough we're sitting on the subway in furs, you gotta make it rain?
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