[while taking a bath in Caroline's jacuzzi tub] I think me and your tub are going steady.
Oh, you found the jacuzzi button.
I don't know who found who but we're together now. I'm totally stealing some of these ridonkulous bath soaps.
[Picks up a bar of soap carved to look like a green seashell]
This one's shaped like a vagina.
It's a seashell.
Sister, this is a mint green vagina.
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