When I went to the cute coffee place, I spoke to the counter girl, Nabulangi—
If someone named Nabulangi is making an appearance in the first sentence, I have to sit down.
And she said her manager'll be in at 11:00. So I thought I'd Chanel it up, walk on over there, introduce myself and your fabulous cupcakes.
That's exactly what I was gonna do.
I'm just gonna go say good-bye to Chestnut and get going. You know, having only one cute outfit takes hours off getting dressed. [walks out into the backyard] Oh. That is a lot of fresh Brooklyn. Morning, Chestnut, it's a beautiful— [slips and falls on Chestnut's feces]
No. Way.
[Caroline walks back inside with feces all over her dress]
Look, Chanel Number 2. [laughs]
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