Caroline and Max in “Unfinished Business”

Caroline

Are you sure you're fine? 'Cause I heard you crying last night.

Max

I don't cry. I sold my tear ducts to an organ bank for cash two years ago.

Caroline

I was on the couch. And I heard you crying alone in your bedroom.

Max

Really? What did the crying sound like?

Caroline

Like... [moaning]

Max

I wasn't crying.

Caroline

Well, then what were you d— [Max widens her eyes in irony] Oh! So none of my business.