Oleg, Max and others in “Unfinished Business”

Oleg

Pick up. Tables 12, 4, 11.

Max

Got it. Hey, when you get a second, stop looking at my boobs.

Excuse me. Waitress? Dude? [snapping his fingers]

Max

Hi, what can I get ya?

We need some...

Max

[snaps her fingers in his face every time she speaks] Is that annoying? Is that obnoxious and rude? Would you find it distracting if someone did that to you while you were working? Oh, you don't have a job. Sorry.

Damn, dude, she burned you.

Max

Oh. [snaps her fingers in front of Hipster #2 too] No, hipster. No. Do not think we're on the same team. We have nothing in common. I wear knit hats when it's cold out. You wear knit hats 'cause of Coldplay. You have tattoos to piss off your dad. My dad doesn't know he's my dad. [turns to Hipster #1] And finally, you think [snaps her fingers in his face] this is the sound that gets you service. I think [snaps again] this is the sound that dries up my vagina.