Shark, it ain't over. It's me and you and me and you and me and you. Damn it.
Where's the zinger? We all love to laugh.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Hey Liquor, come here for a second. Um, this is very important. I need you to find my teacher, tell her I need to get back in the boat, and I need to go home.
Yeah, it's a web. Get it?
Yeah, I get it. Now can you let me outta here?
Let you out? No.
Why me? I mean, what did I do?
You come too close to restarting everything. I know you. You'll set the alarm.
I'll set the alarm? Is there a beer down here?
Oh good, Square is here. Hi, Square.
Lick it, oval.
What's your square pleasure?
You probably don't have it, but it's Rusianik Chyd. It's an old drink of kings of old... kings of old richness. Old.
I've got it, but can you afford it... you stupid bobquart!
Excuse me, did you just try to call me a -- bobquart?
You? Did I? I did. I think you look like a purple wafer.
Oh really?
What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.
He's a rather good shot, don't you think?
Yes he is.
He was the highest marksman in the class.
Well I'll be...
I bet you he could probably hit a mite from a thousand yards out in high wind.
If the wind is high then it wouldn't disrupt his shot, would it? So what's the point of adding that kind of wind? To it.
I was referring to a poor wind that would be low but high in speed and rich money richness, the kind of money speed that would richly affect a bullet's wealthy trajectory.
Oh.
Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with the "freedoms."
Yes it does. I'm black now.
I love me some cookies.
Just a small taste of my mighty blackness.
You gon' blow my damn head off. I ain't got nothing else, man!
He is watching, you know.
Then watch on, my brother. Watch as the black shark turns it all the way up.
GSGreen Sweater Woman
I have to pee. I have to pee. I have to pee. I have to pee. I said I have to pee.
Ooh, what happened? I guess now you have a more serious problem than having to pee.
RHThe right half of Green Sweater Woman's head
That wasn't nice. That wasn't nice. That wasn't nice.
LHThe left half of Green Sweater Woman's head
That wasn't nice. That wasn't nice. You can't kill me.
Roostre (To Spider): Wait a minute. I know you.
FFitz
There's enough guns down here to take out a town about... about this size.
Rectangle (To Shark): Your car sucks... maybe if I throw money at it, it will start.
Rectangle (To Shark): I should have expected this from your poor ass.
Where are you going?
To buy a harmonica... a very rich harmonica.
So you're just gonna leave? Not cool.
I just feel ever so inclined to buy a harmonica... made of gold... encrusted in diamonds... then dipped in gold... and rolled around in more diamonds. It's deadly to vampires, you know. Or was it werewolves? I forget which. They're both poor.
...You are not helping the situation.
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