Liquor and Rectangle in “Unfinished Business”

Oh good, Square is here. Hi, Square.

Lick it, oval.

What's your square pleasure?

You probably don't have it, but it's Rusianik Chyd. It's an old drink of kings of old... kings of old richness. Old.

I've got it, but can you afford it... you stupid bobquart!

Excuse me, did you just try to call me a -- bobquart?

You? Did I? I did. I think you look like a purple wafer.

Oh really?

What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.