12 oz. Mouse · Season 1
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
What do you do?
I do it all.
Have a seat.
I will, because that's something I can do.
Then do something.
Do something.
I am. I did.
What did you do?
(interrupting Shark) It's already done.
What did you do?
I helped you.
Are you drunk?
(edgy) Not drunk enough.
...Can I help you?
Yes you can. Got a job for you.
Okay. I'm hired.
Business man coming in today. Very important.
Woah... a real buis-nass-man? No way.
He's rectangle-y. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness.
No way.
Drive him to Cheese Industries. You don't even know where that is. That's why we picked you... because everybody else knows.
Right now?
Mhmm.
Oh look what I found. (Fitz pulls out a beer)
I gotta do this first. (Fitz begins drinking beer) Ahhh.
Okay. That works. How 'bout now?
Yes, how 'bout now?
Yeah, now's good. Before would've been better but... before is over.
What do you want?
I have an appointment at Cheese Industries.
..So?
I'd like to hire you to drive me there.
No talking. Pay.
How much in the world is it?
(agitated) Get in.
God! Is the heat on in here?
It should be... You like porno?
Well, uhh...
(cutting off Rectangle) Look at this. (Fitz pulls out a crudely drawn sex doll)
Um... (removes glasses) I don't have any eyes.
Oh man... sucks for you.
Hey! You should feel around back there and grab me a beer.
But you're driving.
Was driving. Sittin' back here with you now.
Are we here? Because I have an important business meeting.
Yeah, we're here. Hey, let me help you inside.
Wait a second. Is this Cheese Industries?
It's about to be. Why don't you take off your shirt?
What??
Just lie down on the bed.
Okay, roll camera. And action.
Action. Come on. Get on that.
Although this is a comfortable bed...
Kiss it.
...I don't think this is Cheese Industries.
Kiss it. Squeeze it.
Skillet, come on, let's go.
We'll be right back.
Wait - Wait, guys. Hang on...
My head. That guy... was such a dork... we should rob that bank.
Hey Rhoda, let me get uh... twelve. Beers.
What are you uh... what are you celebratin' here? Your uh... outstanding gayness?
Nope! Our bank robbery.
You robbed a bank!?
Hell yeah!
You boys are wild.
Yes we are.
I mean, you boys are like wild wild, you know what I mean?
That's right.
I mean completely wild at a wildness wild-y. And I salute you.
Yes sir...
Like woah... look at down there. Meee-ouse. Meouse.
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