Quantum Leap quotes
38 total quotesAl: What's with Ebenezer there?
Sam: He's ready to tear down the mission with his bare hands, Al; I think I'm making things worse.
[Al is impersonating a future ghost]
Sam: He's ready to tear down the mission with his bare hands, Al; I think I'm making things worse.
[Al is impersonating a future ghost]
Al: Your best bet is to stop moving until all electrical activity in the brain ceases.
Sam: That's called death.
Sam: That's called death.
Al: Ziggy says the odds are real good.
Sam: How good?
Al: Oh, you know. They're way up there.
Season 3
Sam: How good?
Al: Oh, you know. They're way up there.
Season 3
Blake: I know you. You're that jerk from the lobby.
Al: I am the Ghost of Christmas Future. Whoo-haha!
Blake: Please. The Ghost of Christmas Future wore a black cape. Jacob Marley had the chains.
Al: I am the Ghost of Christmas Future. Whoo-haha!
Blake: Please. The Ghost of Christmas Future wore a black cape. Jacob Marley had the chains.
Clifford Whiteside: We're to be married in two days! What are my mother and father going to say?
Sam: Cancel the church, the reception, the cake...
Sam: Cancel the church, the reception, the cake...
Dana: Don't tell me there's not any light.... You brought me up here to a cabin to get murdered without electricity?!
[Sam turns on a lamp.]
Sam: See? Light, to shoot you by.
[Sam turns on a lamp.]
Sam: See? Light, to shoot you by.
Jannie Eisenberg: I'll tell you what. Why don't you lie down in the parking lot and I'll accidentally back over you with my car. Probably we can get a whole week out of that.
Kelly: Even with the cafe I'm rationed a half a pound of sugar a week. And Mike tries to put all of it into in his cup.
Mike: Are you forgetting who slips you an extra pound of butter every now and then?
Kelly: I didn't know I was swappin' sugar for it.
Sam: Well, if a pound of butter is all it takes, I got me a dairy farm that I...
Al: [to Sam] Stop that!!
Mike: Are you forgetting who slips you an extra pound of butter every now and then?
Kelly: I didn't know I was swappin' sugar for it.
Sam: Well, if a pound of butter is all it takes, I got me a dairy farm that I...
Al: [to Sam] Stop that!!
Mary: Who are you?
Fake Al: Yin and yang, good and bad. God...
Sam: ...The Devil.
Fake Al: In the flesh, so to speak.
Mary: This isn't possible!
Sam: Come on Al, tell me he's not real...
Al: Uh...I...you...ah...he's real. Oh Sam, he's very real.
Mary: What is happening?
Sam: Why are you doing this?
Fake Al: To put an end to your meddling. Who gave you the right to go bungling around in time, putting right what I made wrong?!
Sam: I'm just trying to get home.
Fake Al: Well you're not going to make it!
Fake Al: Yin and yang, good and bad. God...
Sam: ...The Devil.
Fake Al: In the flesh, so to speak.
Mary: This isn't possible!
Sam: Come on Al, tell me he's not real...
Al: Uh...I...you...ah...he's real. Oh Sam, he's very real.
Mary: What is happening?
Sam: Why are you doing this?
Fake Al: To put an end to your meddling. Who gave you the right to go bungling around in time, putting right what I made wrong?!
Sam: I'm just trying to get home.
Fake Al: Well you're not going to make it!
Sam: Dammit Ziggy! Tell me something I don't know!
Ziggy: Tina's having an affair with Gushie.
Sam: Something to help Al.
Ziggy: Tina's having an affair with Gushie.
Sam: Something to help Al.
Sam: Do you have to sneak up on me?
Al: I'm sorry. What do you expect a hologram to do? Knock?
Al: I'm sorry. What do you expect a hologram to do? Knock?
Sam: I was trying to save your life.
Angela: By running me down and beating me up?
Sam: No, no. I thought...I thought that your heart had stopped. I was just trying to get it started again, that's all.
Angela: Oh, why don't you back over me a couple more times?
Sam: You shouldn't move.
Angela: You shouldn't drive.
Angela: By running me down and beating me up?
Sam: No, no. I thought...I thought that your heart had stopped. I was just trying to get it started again, that's all.
Angela: Oh, why don't you back over me a couple more times?
Sam: You shouldn't move.
Angela: You shouldn't drive.