Quantum Leap quotes

38 total quotes



All Seasons
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Al: Your best bet is to stop moving until all electrical activity in the brain ceases.
Sam: That's called death.

Sam: I love my favorite-it's one of my favorites.

Al: It always amazes me what your Swiss-cheesed brain chooses to remember.

Al: At 22:15 Greenwich Mean Time, you must plug in a thousand-watt hairdryer in a house located at 111 Erie Drive, Buffalo, New York.
Sam: What?!

Sam: Wanna bite? Oh, I'm sorry, you're a hologram.

Sam: We've got Clapper.
Al: Careful, Sam--there was no cure for that in 1953.
Season 2

Al: In two days, the Russians are going to shoot down the U-2.
Sam: The rock group?

Sam: How do I act retarded?
Al: Just act natural.

Sam: The fact that you were a practicing pervert at the age of 5 has nothing to do with the rest of the world!

Dana: Don't tell me there's not any light.... You brought me up here to a cabin to get murdered without electricity?!
[Sam turns on a lamp.]
Sam: See? Light, to shoot you by.

Al: Ziggy says the odds are real good.
Sam: How good?
Al: Oh, you know. They're way up there.
Season 3

Sam: Do you have to sneak up on me?
Al: I'm sorry. What do you expect a hologram to do? Knock?

Mary: Who are you?
Fake Al: Yin and yang, good and bad. God...
Sam: ...The Devil.
Fake Al: In the flesh, so to speak.
Mary: This isn't possible!
Sam: Come on Al, tell me he's not real...
Al: Uh...I...you...ah...he's real. Oh Sam, he's very real.
Mary: What is happening?
Sam: Why are you doing this?
Fake Al: To put an end to your meddling. Who gave you the right to go bungling around in time, putting right what I made wrong?!
Sam: I'm just trying to get home.
Fake Al: Well you're not going to make it!

Al: What's with Ebenezer there?
Sam: He's ready to tear down the mission with his bare hands, Al; I think I'm making things worse.
[Al is impersonating a future ghost]

Blake: I know you. You're that jerk from the lobby.
Al: I am the Ghost of Christmas Future. Whoo-haha!
Blake: Please. The Ghost of Christmas Future wore a black cape. Jacob Marley had the chains.