Quantum Leap quotes

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Al: Bingo bango bongo!
Season 5

Al: He cancels out on Elvis! Oh! This is awful, Sam! Ziggy says now, Elvis doesn't even get discovered. And "Heartbreak Hotel" is recorded by the... Monkees! And "Jailhouse Rock" is recorded by Tony Orlando and Dawn. Ughh! Gag me with a spoon!

Al: Tea? Not coffee?
Sam: I'm making some tea. Tea. T-E-A tea. Tea, tea, tea. I don't like coffee, I like tea....Does drinking tea make me any less of a man than somebody who drinks coffee? I mean, is every tea-drinker in the entire history of the world gay to you? Is that it? What about the Boston Tea Party? Was that like some kind of a gay boat festival or something?

Al: It's much worse than death... in two days, she goes home... she spends the rest of her life alone... without love... in Cleveland.

Al: Gushie, if I should suddenly pop out of existence, I want to leave everything to my first wife, Beth.

Al: He has all the signs of the undead.
Sam: And you have all the signs of the brain dead.

Al: He thinks I'm Saint Peter and that I'm going to send him to Hell for overcharging his hours.

Al: At 22:15 Greenwich Mean Time, you must plug in a thousand-watt hairdryer in a house located at 111 Erie Drive, Buffalo, New York.
Sam: What?!

Al: In two days, the Russians are going to shoot down the U-2.
Sam: The rock group?

Al: It's not like you're lost in a mall -- you're lost in time.

Al: Don't do anything I wouldn't do. And if you do, take pictures.

Al: Shake your booty.

Al: It always amazes me what your Swiss-cheesed brain chooses to remember.

Al: Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 'Oops! It was an accident! I accidentally killed everybody. Haw haw. Now I'm stuck with this secret load of secret treasure. Oh, I'm going to have to give up my measley, poor-paying professorship and go somewhere and live a life of ease and luxury somewhere else. Ha ha.' Give her an Oscar and let's get the hell outta here.

Al: She think's she's having her baby in an alien spaceship.