Quantum Leap quotes
38 total quotesSam: That's if I'm a human. I'm not a human -- I'm a chimp. We don't have rules for chimps, do we?
Sam: The fact that you were a practicing pervert at the age of 5 has nothing to do with the rest of the world!
Sam: We've got Clapper.
Al: Careful, Sam--there was no cure for that in 1953.
Season 2
Al: Careful, Sam--there was no cure for that in 1953.
Season 2
Sam: What do you got on Al?
Ziggy: He is 175.26 cm tall, weighs 70.91--
Sam: Ziggy!
Ziggy: Yes, Doctor?
Sam: Give me what I want, baby.
Ziggy: Oooh. If you weren't my father...
Ziggy: He is 175.26 cm tall, weighs 70.91--
Sam: Ziggy!
Ziggy: Yes, Doctor?
Sam: Give me what I want, baby.
Ziggy: Oooh. If you weren't my father...
[Al consults his frequently malfunctioning handlink.]
Al: He's at dinner.
Sam: He's at a dinner?
Al: Yeah.
Sam: In the middle of the afternoon? He's at a dinner?
Al: He's at a dinner, having diner.
Sam: What?
[Al slaps the handlink.]
Al: Oh, he's at the diner having dinner... make it lunch.
Al: He's at dinner.
Sam: He's at a dinner?
Al: Yeah.
Sam: In the middle of the afternoon? He's at a dinner?
Al: He's at a dinner, having diner.
Sam: What?
[Al slaps the handlink.]
Al: Oh, he's at the diner having dinner... make it lunch.
[Sam and Al have traded places -- Al as the leaper, Sam as the hologram from the lab.]
Al: Do you have any Sweet 'n Low? Or Equal?
Kelly: Sweet 'n low? Equal?
Sam: No, no, no, no, no. They didn't have any artificial sweetner in 1945. Okay?
[Sam looks at Kelly.]
Sam: But boy, did they have women with big kazooms!
Al: Do you have any Sweet 'n Low? Or Equal?
Kelly: Sweet 'n low? Equal?
Sam: No, no, no, no, no. They didn't have any artificial sweetner in 1945. Okay?
[Sam looks at Kelly.]
Sam: But boy, did they have women with big kazooms!