Bart Allen quotes from Young Justice

You stole those freeze-dried Chicken Whizzies from my locker, didn't you?

Bart Allen

Hey, hey, hey, where I come from, it's not stealing, it's scavenger rights, okay? The point is, we don't have Chicken Whizzies, freeze dried or otherwise, in my era, so blame Kid Flash. He got me hooked.

Forget I asked.

Bart Allen

[about the fallen heroes shrine] So, why is this here? I mean, it's pretty and everything, but these people are heroes. In the line of duty and all that. They should have giant statues, big crashing memorials in the Hall of Justice or something.

Yeah, I asked that too. Captain Atom said the League don't want or need a public shrine to it's fallen. But I dunno. Seems to me they just don't wanna advertise we're not immortal. The handful of regular people who've seen me in action think I'm this guy in a new costume [points at a shrine of Ted Kord] The world will never know of Ted Kord's sacrifice.

Bart Allen

But you know. And you're carrying on the grand Blue Beetle heroic tradition, right?

I wish. It's such a total rip. Superboy has Superman, Wonder Girl has Wonder Woman, Robin has Batman, Nightwing AND Batgirl... You've been in this era, like what? Five minutes? And already you have three Flash mentors. One who feeds you junk food. But me... I never even got the chance to meet the guy who should have been my mentor.

Bart Allen

Heh, I hear that. You know, WE have more in common than you think. Our love of Chicken Whizzies for example? Let me buy ya some to replace the bag I salvaged. We'll hang, it'll be totally crash.

Uh, sure.

Bart Allen

Great!... Got any money?

Everyone, please, enjoy these protein rich, Reach enhanced produce.

Genetically enhanced?

There's been no tampering with genes, rest assured. The Reach have ways of unlocking an organism's full potential.

Bart Allen

What? I'm maintaining cover.

Bart Allen

Come on, Dad! Stay whelmed.

Iris West-Allen

Don't call him "Dad".

Bart Allen

Oh, uh, right. Spoilers. Sorry, Grandma.

Iris West-Allen

(As she gets the door) And don't call me "grandma"!