Miss Martian quotes from Young Justice

He's Captain Marvel!

Yeah, and I'm "Speedy Gonzales." Look, just because he believes he's Cap-

Gee, Wally. Do I really have to bring you nachos and pineapple juice to get on your good side?

Psimon

Tsk, tsk. Am I the only one to learn anything from our previous encounter? You didn't think that, maybe, if you could sense me I could sense you too? Or that this time, I'd be ready to use your greatest fear against you? Psimon says: Show me who, or rather what, you really are.

No, no, no! This is who I am! (Changes into her white martian form)

Psimon

Off our game, are we? Let's dig a little deeper, find out what you're really afraid of, hmm? (Miss Martian sees the Team in horror)

Get back!

Psimon

Well, of course. Friends and teammates shrink from you in fear. (Giant versions of Batman, Black Canary, and Red Tornado appear)

Black Canary

You should've told us the truth.

Batman

I don't see how we can trust you anymore. (All three leave)

Psimon

Then you're kicked off the pep squad. (A giant version of Martian Manhunter's head appears)

I am sorry M'gann, but there is no place for you on Earth anymore. (A desert landscape is shown)

Psimon

Oh, and banished to Mars, too? Yet even that's not the worst, is it? (The Mars landscape is blown away to reveal Superboy)

No, please, stop.

Love you? I can't even LOOK at you. (Superboy leaves, Miss Martian falls to her knees, and Psimon appears)

Psimon

Oh, what you wouldn't do to prevent that now, right?

That's right. (The entire floor shakes and brightens)

Psimon

Now, now, my pretty, I know you do want to do anything you'll regret.

You don't know me at all! (She shoots a beam at Psimon and enlarges it, erasing his consciousness)

I feel so silly. Who knew a Martian could be vulnerable to a human virus?

Uh... H.G. Wells?

What have you got against Geneva, anyway?

Parasite

Never liked the food. But the menu keeps improving.

I'm just the appetizer, remember?

So, who's next?

I am.

I swear, I was kidding!

Beast Boy

Whoa. I am totally walking on an alien planet. Wow, sis, you must say that, like, everyday on Earth.

Actually, I kind of do. (ruffles his hair)

Beast Boy

Wait, we can breathe the air here, right? (clutches throat)

Beast Boy

(telepathically) Hey sis, remember that time you and Superbly visited me in Qurac? He picked flowers that were really poison sumac.

(telepathically) That was a long time ago, Gar.

Beast Boy

Way to lead a mission accomplished...up high sis

Beast Boy

(Being held after Miss Martian suddenly materializes behind him) Owaahh What's that for?

(Laughs) Nothing...Family provocative.

Beast Boy

(on the dangers of carnivorous trees) No worry...you can give me another blood transfusion...wonder what power I'd get this time?

The power to listen to your adoptive sister maybe?.

Beast Boy

Sorry...didn't hear that

Psimon

Shimmer, what're you... (realizing who it is) Martian!

(Telepathically) Hello Psimon. Ready for a re-match?

Lagoon Boy

The idea of cooking crabs is amazing enough, but making them into little cakes?

You're going to choke.

If only.

So now we're never talking again?

Gee, you read my mind.

I realize, Cheshire, that we'll probably never be friends.

Cheshire

You can leave out the "probably."

If you are watching this, then your summit is truly over. The Light and the Reach deserve each other. Both sides play at being partners. But the Reach believes the Light to be their naive tools of conquest, when in fact the Light has manipulated the Reach from day one.

Vandal Savage

Shut this off.

Deathstroke

How?

It was the Light that brought Earth to the Reach's attention by sending the Justice League to Rimbor. The Light set their trap, and the Reach snapped at the bait, fulfilling the Light's desire to thrust our world into the galactic spotlight. Part of their perverse survival-of-the-fittest scheme for the planet, which they believe will transform the Earth and the Light into the eventual rulers of the Milky Way. Though the Light made a deal to help the Reach take Earth, They have also sabotaged the Reach's efforts. They kept the advanced meta-genes out of the Reach's hands. They added a neutralizing agent to the Reach's drink so Earth's population would not become servile. They turned public opinion against the Reach, and they intentionally allowed the Team access to the scarab temple to cleanse Blue and Green Beetle. So, you see, any agenda either side imagined they shared was nothing but a carefully crafted illusion. I trust I have shattered that illusion, as well as whatever remains of this sorry alliance. Good night. (shuts off)

Black Manta

Kaldur. Kaldur, what have you done?

Vandal Savage

He has in death done more to damage my plans than any living creature has wrought in 50,000 years. I'd be impressed if I wasn't so...

The Ambassador

AAH! You earthlings are a pestilence and a plague! You dare sabotage us?! Dare betray US?! Have you forgotten who controls the WarWorld? The Light is fortunate that we do not carve up your planet as we speak!

Vandal Savage

That would indeed impress, as I have the WarWorld's crystal key!

Kaldur'ahm

That was all I needed to know.

Black Manta

Kaldur, you're...

Kaldur'ahm

Alive, yes.

Artemis

(To Ra's Al Ghul to help her up) If you would? Uh. And I always heard how the "Great One" was such a gentleman.

Vandal Savage

Impossible. Deathstroke killed you both!

Deathstroke

Just for a little while. After all, I wouldn't want to do any permanent damage... (Shifts into Miss Martian, and telekinitically holds a sword to Savage's throat.)

...To my best friends. Not when a little misdirection and Hollywood special effects will do instead.

Kaldur'ahm

For we value our true friends, and unlike you, we are not short on them.