Joe: [internally, seeing a woman he is instantly enamoured with] Hello... you. No, fuck, no, I'm not doing that. I'm not gonna try to figure out who you are, why you look so concerned about the state of that heirloom tomato...
[she bumps into a customer]
Her: Oh, did I get you? Are you okay?
Customer: It's okay.
Joe: [internally] You have a way with people. They just like you. Your shirt is faded, but fresh. You like to take care of things. Your shoes are clean, but more. You walk in a town where nobody walks. I won't say hello. I'll accidentally bump into you. You'll never even know I was here.
[Joe walks closer to her and looks at the produce]
Her: [to Joe] Excuse me? Do you think this peach looks like a butt? There is no wrong answer.
Joe: It looks a little like a butt, yeah.
Her: Right? Hm. Thank you.
Joe: [internally] Are you flirting? I'd like to think you are, but it's just... I can't.
Joe: I should also inform you that... all peaches look like butts.
Joe: [internally] I should walk away.
Her: Oh yes. Well, thank you for your honesty. I might go out on a limb and suggest that... bell peppers can be extremely vaginal depending on how you cut them.
Joe: I hadn't noticed that, but I definitely will now. Thank you.
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