1... 2... 3... 4... 5. [pause] Pete, counting to 5's stopped working
PeterIt happened at the weekend. You've got to bribe them with chocolate now.
A character in Yonderland
Played by Dan Renton Skinner
Yonderland · 21 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Yonderland: in 3 of its 21 quotes
Most scenes with: Debbie Maddox (2)
1... 2... 3... 4... 5. [pause] Pete, counting to 5's stopped working
PeterIt happened at the weekend. You've got to bribe them with chocolate now.
Pete, if there was a £50 note in the garden, would you go and get it?
PeterYes.
Well then you haven't got flu.
PeterWhat?
Well that's the test, for flu.
PeterBut it's fifty quid! Don't you remember what I went through to get that £2 coin I dropped down the loo?
Mum said she'd texted you.
PeterOh, what, d'you mean [looks at phone] "Cad conid locket lig haroo"? I haven't had a chance to send that one to Bletchley yet.
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