Debbie Maddox quotes from Yonderland

Debbie

This could have been happening for quillennia... oh God, I've started saying "quillennia".

Debbie

1... 2... 3... 4... 5. [pause] Pete, counting to 5's stopped working

Peter

It happened at the weekend. You've got to bribe them with chocolate now.

Debbie

What happened? Where am I?

Well, you know the New Forest?

Debbie

Yeah...

It's like that, but in another world.

Debbie

Pete, if there was a £50 note in the garden, would you go and get it?

Peter

Yes.

Debbie

Well then you haven't got flu.

Peter

What?

Debbie

Well that's the test, for flu.

Peter

But it's fifty quid! Don't you remember what I went through to get that £2 coin I dropped down the loo?

Debbie

He's clearly not all there. He collects bums!

And stamps... no-one ever goes on about the stamps.