People of Peleos, may I present to you Philipon of Crete, Reformer of warlords, dancers and evil people. It's said that he once convinced the King of Thieves himself to do a good deed for no reward other than his own virtue.
IIstafan
The King of Thieves, that degenerate blowhard.
Beg your pardon?
IIstafan
Sinners like him never have the courage to be really successful. I'm sure he's just a fraud and an idiot.
Ha ha ha, no doubt. Would you excuse me? (to Xena) This plan of yours, does it involve humiliating that horse's ass?
Yep.
Then I'm in.
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