It’s always the last door holds thy deepest reward.
(Xavier goes through the door and is turned into a little girl holding a doll in a pink room with her mother)
I don't want to play with dollies, Mommy. I want to ramble the world to help folks.
(Xavier appears in the middle of the desert playing the Shakashuri, and sees a homosexual man sitting on the ground crying)
What's wrong, little girl?
I can't go to Heaven, 'cause I'm gay.
I'll smuggle you to Heaven, via the Under-brown Male-road.
Once I shove you through this Trojan Arse, you'll be the first gay homo in Heaven.
The Blackie Robinson Uncle Tom, crusoe-mo!
Intruder alert! There has been a breach in the system! Heaven will self destruct in 10 seconds if the intruder does not reveal themselves: 10... 9...
Okay. It's me!
You have sacrificed yourself for the good of the whole. You are now the new messiah. What will be your first act as messiah?!
My first act is...
(An African-American man breaks out of the homosexual man)
To drop the act! Now give me some white women for the first black man in Heaven!
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