[Enters a realm where the world unfolds in reverse, sees a man hit by a car.]
I'm too late. If I'd abetted this poor meat in time, he'd still be a delicious man.
[Xavier tries scooping some meat, the car goes by backwards, and reverses the man back to life.]
Healed?! In this odd dominion, driving backwards over people can mend em.
[Xavier looking backwards while driving a car backwards, running over people.]
People, hurry! Get in the way! I'm committing vehicular man-burger helper and it tastes like pure liquid relief. Best part is I'm helping the Earth, getting negative 30 miles to the gallon.
[Xavier sees the cops and pulls over. The cops approach the car.]
Oh, the cops wanna horn in on my heal deal. I'll let 'em co-bask in my reflected glory.
[The police officers reversely hit Xavier hurting him but actually healing him.]
Huh. I seem to have bruises and lumps on my face.
[Xavier gets up and counts with 8 fingers like a menorah.]
Four words, men. Thanks. Count 'em 'n' weep.
[while his head cut off in a basket] Ooh, free shrimp.
I don't feel so good. My tummy hurts.
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