Disgrazio/Dale and Xavier in “Unfinished Business”

You're the backup I asked for, right? What are you, CIA? FBI?

I'm investigating for a higher power.

I don't know how much you've been briefed, but I've been on the inside, tracking Don Ho for twelve years. I'm this close to his big secret. Obviously I've made some bad decisions on my first day and I've just had to stick with 'em. I was a hotshot kid just out of the academy and they didn't give us enough on character development, so I was just freeballin' it! I started the singing henchman thing out of nervousness, and the candy thing just happened. I see you've made some bad choices, too; you've got the fur and the fake snake hand--

Wait, you're not a cop!