Robby and Xavier in “Unfinished Business”

If my dad found out I was using science to help him with his Christian Science, he'd be crushed. Promise me you won't tell him about all this. Daddy can't ever know about my lab. He thinks science is evil, and the Lord heals all.

How does he explain the fact that his own son's legs make me want to puke all over them?

Um, he never says that.