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Xavier: Renegade Angel · Season 1, Episode 15

Xavier and Soldier in “Unfinished Business”

XXavier

If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need a human virus to infecticide the computer.

(Xavier breaks through the window of the bathroom, runs to the U.S. Army base, and breaks the window there.)

SSoldier

Welcome to the US Army, how can I help you?

XXavier

I need some of that disease you guys invented.

SSoldier

Crack?

XXavier

The other one.

SSoldier

AIDS?

XXavier

That's the spice.

SSoldier

You'll need to fill out an HC24-A requisition form.

XXavier

I don't have time for that.

SSoldier

(sighs) I shouldn't do this, but here. Someone left this in the lost and found.

(The soldier hands Xavier a plastic milk jug labeled "AIDS".)

XXavier

Frittata!

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