The Genius in “Unfinished Business”

I am the Genius, Lanny Poffo. That means an awful lot.

Not only can I prove I am, but you can't prove I'm not.

I speak eleven languages. Escucha por favor.

Santana comes from Mexico, yo hablo mas mejor.

The French I speak is magnifique, they told me in Paree.

My Italian's molto bene; I learned when I was three.

I speak Latin, Greek, and Russian, Hebrew and Portuguese.

I speak Swedish and Norwegian, and I'm learning Japanese.

Aside from my intelligence, I'm cunning as a rat.

And I shall put these attributes to use upon the mat.

I remind the competition and every wrestling fan

Behold, the Genius Lanny Poffo: the world's smartest man!