So let me get this straight now...at Unforgiven, it's gonna be the Championship Scramble where, 5 men are gonna get in the ring to try to capture the WWE championship; it'll be myself, MVP...
[the crowd boos]
Shelton Benjamin...
[the crowd boos again]
Brian Kendrick...
[the crowd boos again]
...no no no no, not just any Brian Kendrick, THE Brian Kendrick...
[the crowd boos louder]
...and the enigma Jeff Hardy. [the crowd cheers] Now here's the trick - they can get in the ring and they don't have to beat me to become champion; they can beat any one of them, and the last one to catch a fall, in the 20 minutes, walks out the WWE champion, now...those odds don't favor me very much, they practically guarantee that the title will change hands. But I just wanna let these guys know one thing before you all go out and start celebrating, buying yourself a Rolex or a, a fancy new sports car to celebrate your big win of becoming WWE champion, here's the thing you gotta understand, guys: the fifth guy in that ring...the fifth guy in that ring is a 12-time champion. [the crowd cheers] The fifth guy in that ring has been in every match that the WWE has to offer, and has come out on top! The fifth guy is known for a very good reason as the Game. He is also known as the King of Kings, and trust me, there is only one-
[suddenly Kenny Dykstra's music hits as he comes out and marches towards the ring]
Wow. What the...
It's Kenny Dykstra, what...
Kenny Dykstra interrupting the WWE champion, somewhat disrespectful - extremely disrespectfully, for a fact-
[Kenny snatches the mic from Triple H's hand]
So I'm not even considered for the Championship Scramble? Really?! I'm sick and tired of people not taking me serious around here. My name is Kenny Dykstra, and-
[Triple H kicks Kenny in the gut and gives him the Pedigree]
Oh, oh...and this is a Pedigree -
Oh, God!
- from the WWE champion!
[Triple H picks up his title and then the mic]
Good to see ya, Kenny. [drops the mic and leaves the ring]
Well, I tell ya, I give Kenny Dykstra a lot of credit for coming out here and getting right in the face of the WWE champion, but...that Pedigree was nasty!
Well, Dykstra's got a world of talent and abilities, but I can't say so much for his timing!
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