Shelton Benjamin, Trish Stratus and others in “Unfinished Business”

Trish! [sees Trish Stratus in a towel combing her hair]

Hey Shelton.

What are you doing here?

Oh me? I was just taking a long, hot shower. And where you off to, looking so pretty?

Monday Night Raw? I got a six-man tag match. William and Eugene need me.

But what about my needs? What about Trish?

Oh sugar. Don't worry. You'll find somebody else. I mean, you are the biggest slut on Raw.

[scoffs] You're so uptight. You need to loosen up. And I'm just toweling.

Vince McMahon

What the hell's going on here?! [sees Benjamin and Stratus and is shocked] It's a woman in a towel. I mean, this is unconscionable. Th - this is scandalous. I, I can see the, the moral fabric of America disintegrating right before my very eyes. The sexual overtones, the, the racial overtones.

Excuse me?

Well Shelton, you, you may not realize this but, you're an African-American. And everybody knows African-Americans are attracted to Canadian white women with broken noses. [Stratus adjusts her face mask] No. I'm sorry, but the FCC is not gonna tolerate this, and neither will I. I mean, I'm not gonna have a locker room full of miscreants and deviants. This is the WWE. This is NOT the NFL. And it damn sure is not the NBA. Because of this kind of sexual titillation that will send you and other professional wrestlers up into the stands to, to attack the audience! And if that would've happened, that would be the downfall of civilization as we know it.

You know what? You really need to lighten up. [walks out]

But I have a board of directors to answer to. Someone has to uphold the, the, the, the virtue. Is he gone?

Yep. [drops her towel as the "Monday Night Football" theme plays]

Oh my God. [Stratus jumps into McMahon's arms] Oh, oh yeah. Are you ready for some wrestling?