The Rock [singing and playing his guitar]: ~Ever since the Rock came into town, everybody tried to bring him down, Canadians have no class, that's why they can kiss the People's ass.~
[suddenly the Hurricane appears before him. The Rock stops playing his guitar]
Holy letdown! The Rock! You used to be an idol, an icon; loved by millions...and millions! And yet tonight, you come out, and you trash the people! What's up wit dat?
[The Rock removes his shades, looks the Hurricane up and down, clears his throat and sets his guitar aside]
Who...in the green hell, are you? Oh, no you-no-no-no, don't answer that, [standing up] the Rock knows who you are! Oh yeah, the Rock knows exactly who you are! The green shirt, 'H' on your chest, green mask...why, you're the Hamburglar! Yeah, you're that cat that works for McDonald's! Go get me a cheeseburger, go get the Rock a cheeseburger, no ketchup! Ah-ah-ah, as a matter of fact, no-no, don't go nowhere! The Rock knows exactly who you are, yeah! Yeah, you're the resident superhero, the Hurricane! The Rock knows who you are, my man, yeah; don't you ever bust in the Rock's door like that again, you hear? Hey, but what's more importantly than that, let the Rock remind you of something: you ain't nothin'. You understand that? Every superhero can whip that ass, every single one of 'em! EVERY single one of 'em! Superman, Batman, Aquaman, oh yeah, Aquaman, that dude that talks to the fish, he'll whip that little candy ass, [snapping his fingers] just like that!
Well, I know one superhero who I can definitely beat!
The Rock [grinning, to himself]: This is a joke. [to the Hurricane] Who?
The Scorpion King!
Oh, no you-! You, no-no-no - there is no WAY you can beat the Scorpion King, you don't-!
Brendan Fraser beat the Scorpion King!
Brenda-da-da-da, he did not, that was a special effect for the movie, for crying - the Scorpion King is the most powerful-
The Hurricane [interrupting]: Let me ask you one question, Rock, just one more: can the Rock...fly?
...you've been smokin' them funny cigarettes? The Rock gonna fly and whip that candy ass, the Rock-
Well, good! Because tonight, the Hurricane is gonna send your candy ass flying over the top rope in that battle royal! ["flies" out of the room]
...it was a special effect for the movie!
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