Samantha Spade quotes from Without a Trace

Martin

My guess is that Teddy thinks it's an alien implant.

Samantha

An implant?

Martin

Yeah, it's a common fear among abductees that aliens implant them with a device of some kind in order to track their whereabouts.

Samantha

What, so they can re-abduct them?

Martin

Or read their minds. Control them remotely. There's a bunch of different theories. Look if Teddy fears that he has an implant, the run-in with the so-called men in black could only make things worse.

Jack

You seem to have quite extensive knowledge on the subject.

Martin

I might have done some reading.

Martin

[to Sam] So Scully, you done yet?

Samantha

I've still got about another half hour here.

Martin

Oookay. [smiles]

Samantha

You know, I still haven't seen your apartment.

Martin

No, you haven't. [both nod]

Samantha

Hmmm, so i'll come by later.

Martin

Good idea.

Danny

This girl takes Fit and Thin.

Samantha

So?

Danny

Well, Fit and Thin equals high maintenance. It usually comes with a cat, a fat best friend and a daddy complex.

Samantha

Your compassion is overwhelming.

Martin

This case is really getting to you.

Samantha

Yeah.

Martin

Is it the kid?

Samantha

It's all of it.

Martin

You okay?

Samantha

I'm tired, but that's the good thing about not having a TV or a cell phone. Nothing to stop me from going to bed early.

Martin

Yeah, I've been getting a lot of sleep too.

Danny

So you and Marty seem...well, you seem something.

Samantha

Yeah, we are.

Danny

That's good. It is good Sam. Why are you hiding it?

Samantha

You wanna tell everyone, don't you?

Martin

Look, Sam, you already know how I feel, and now Danny's asking. But this probably isn't the best time to talk about it.

Samantha

Fine, we won't talk about it.

Martin

You know we could make a sex tape, post it online here, and you wouldn't have to tell anybody about us.

Samantha

That's cute.

Martin

Think about it.

Samantha

I am a woman whose slept with two men on the same team. If people find that out...

Martin

Oh, is that all we're doing? Just sleeping together?

Vivian

Wounded and cunning. Dangerous combination.

Samantha

Yeah.

Martin

Talking about me?

Samantha

Listen. This is going to take time, okay? Why don't you just stop trying to fight it?

Martin

Does that advice come with a cookie?

Samantha

Martin, do you have something you wanna tell me?

Martin

No.

Samantha

No?

Samantha

What are these? [picks up prescription bottle]

Martin

It's a prescription for my hip, okay?

Samantha

You got hurt over six months ago, you should be off these by now.

Martin

Yeah, but I also got hurt again and I've been in a lot of pain.

Samantha

Did you take these from her [Gina Hill's] house?

Martin

You know what, it's time for you to go.

Samantha

Did you take these from her house?

Martin

Look, just back off because this is none of your buisness.

Samantha

It is my business if you're stealing drugs from victim's homes!

Martin

Damn it, just stop!

Samantha

NO! This is a problem!

Martin

What do you want from me?

Samantha

I want you to let me help you.

Martin

I don't want your help. I don't need anybody's help, okay?

Samantha

Martin, just please, tell me how to help you.

Martin

I don't know Sam. I don't know.

Samantha

I get it now okay? I get why you can't stand me?!

Martin

Okay alright.

Samantha

No! at least now the reason why you hate me!! Like when I heard you admited to him like you we're... talking about cornflakes! You hate me! (rushes up the stairs)

Martin

I've hate you? Wait second! (follows Samantha) Okay we got some problems girl but we're only figuring it out. Okay?

Samantha

Oh that is bullshit! admit it!! You had sure when I wasn't here with that expression in my eyes? I've heard you!

Martin

Hold on! Enough with the drama!! Alright? Knock it off!!! You've misheard me!!!!

Samantha

I can't stand in here! Can't you see that?

Martin

No but thank you for telling me again! I keep forgetting it's all about you (Samantha looks a little guilty) Why do we pack us let's go on the road together we can be hobos.

Samantha

I keep forgetting it's all about you.

Samantha

What will we pack us up? [picks up prescription bottle]

Martin

Let's go on the road together we can be hobos.

Samantha

We don't get it.

Martin

I did not got you.

Samantha

Cause you wasted all our money! Some that belonged to me Martin!

Martin

I didn't waste our money I thought you liked it here. And I am sorry I thought Jack would come out and visit you Samantha I called them all by myself and I invited them and I am sorry I thought you and Jack are friends I thought I thought I thought I I thought this was... I mean I thought you liked me I thought it was just a dream come true for us!

Samantha

It's your dream! you can't force a dream like on someone else Martin!

Martin

Yes I can I can for a dream on you!

Samantha

Why are you yelling?!

Martin

[exploding] Because it's a good dream! and it's got cool prescriptions in it and some really great people too! [Samantha is now on a verge of crying] And because I am the adult and you not the only one you got! And a line of people in this world who really care about you ends here! So stop mopping around this place Samantha! And pick up a shovel and dig a hole! do somethin'! You just sit and feel sorry for yourself Samantha! That's ever not! THAT'S EVER NOT DAMMIT!

Samantha

[now really crying] THAT'S EVER NOT DAMMIT THATS EVER NOT! [Samantha and Martin are done having an argument when they are looking at each other Martin sighs]

Martin

I am sorry Danny did not come when he did. Believe me. I am sorry you are an adult but we are talking about the office but what are we going to do?

Samantha

You do not ask me what I am doing. You do not tell how to shave.

Martin

You wanna teach how to shave?

Samantha

I would love to teach you how to shave.

Martin

Let's shave.