Wiseguy · Season 1
Do you really care for this man?
Yes.
Then you're a fool. That man is an anathema.
Ma, I didn't say he wasn't. But he's also my friend.
Vincenzo, we're all human beings. Every person who ever lived in this Earth from Ivan the Terrible to Hitler, had their moments of kindness and love. But there has to be balance. What good's a man who loves his children and murders someone else's?
[chuckling] Theresa, I've had my eyes on you since you were 12 years old. You were pretty developed for jailbait. Not that I'm a pervert or anything.
You did the right thing. In spite of the money and the women and the power, you did the right thing. A lot of guys we work for and with, they would have caved in to the seduction. I don't know that I wouldn't have myself.
You a federal or a Jersey cop? I can't believe you're a cop!
How come you didn't hop a plane?
Why put off the inexorable? I wanted my wife to get the insurance money quick.
I do most of my singing in the shower--where do you do yours?
The idle rich are hard to entertain.
You're not listening, Vince. This is supposed to be an error-free environment. You get one mistake, it's your last.
Vaya con dios, scumbucket.
[about Vinnie] Elvis is leaving us.
Why?
He wanna go home to Guido.
Who's Guido?
[Doing a Marlon Brando voice] The Mob. The OutFit. The Don. Fredo, kiss my ring.
A man can kill with anything.
You know, it's going to be a major disappointment in my life if I dont get a chance to kill that guy.
You know, you pay $150 for a suit, you expect the buttons to stay on.
That's why they sell needles and thread, Frank. Frank, relax; you know, it's just a button.
It's not just a button. We're talking about the collapse of national pride here. We've already lost the auto industry. Nobody in the states can make a stereo. And now they can't keep my buttons on!
Frank, what's bugging you?
Nothing.
You speak French?
Perrier.
There's nothing like death to get the old juices flowing. Exhilarating and terrifying at the same time. It's kinda like love I suppose.
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