Vinnie Terranova and Father Peter Terranova in “Pilot”

[in the confessional] Bless me, father, for I have sinned.

No kidding. Well then, I guess you haven't changed much, have you, Vinne?

Listen, Pete, I'm not gonna confess to you 'cause the last time I did, you told Mom and I had to wash the kitchen floor for a month.

You were six. You stole my cowboy boots.

Says you!