Help you? But I am a nobleman, it very uncommon for me to help commoners.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
When we spoke of "defeeting" King George, that's not exactly what we meant.
You may have taken the wind out of this doctor's sail, but I doubt if you'll put Carmen in jail!
Dream on, detectives. You've got me under control for now, but there's a meltdown coming soon and her name is Carmen Sandiego.
You caught up with me again, agents! But you'll never accelerate fast enough for a collision with Carmen!
Thomas Edison: Someone really needs to invent a more convenient store - open twenty-four hours a day.
Ivan Idea: Wow, Edison really does think ahead of his time!
Hello, this is Joe. What? They want to borrow thread?! It's the middle of the night!! Listen close, guard, do NOT give those rascals a spool of thread! Tell 'em to come back in the morning when we're open!
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