Shaggy quotes from What&#039;s New, Scooby Doo?

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LCLuis Cepeda

We would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling turistas.

Shaggy

Good thing this place doesn't have a meddle detector. Right, Scoob?

SScooby

Yeah. [giggles]

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Shaggy

Ouch! Get off of me, man!

MMan

Bad beetle!

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FFred

Whoa! Hey! [Grabs the tree]

Shaggy

Yippe-yi-ah! Whoa! Ah! [splashing, Shaggy gets wet]

SScooby

[giggling]

🎶 Came from Alabama / With a banjo on my knee / And I'm going to California / My true love for to see / Oh, Susannah, don't you cry for me / 'Cause I'm going to California / With a banjo on my knee / Oh, Susannah, don't you cry for me / 'Cause I'm going to California / With a banjo on my knee / Oh, Susannah, don't you... 🎶

SScooby

Yo! Yo! Giddyap, little dogs! [giggles] Yeehaw!

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I sure would like to trap one of those Osomons, so I could get a better look at their wiring.

Trap? That's kind of Fred's area, but I'll do my best.

Shaggy

Well, how about Scoob and I act as live bait? [Scooby nods in agreement] We can lead the Osomons in here.

Perfect!

[shocked] Wait a second! You want to be live bait, without even asking for Scooby Snax?

Shaggy

Sure! C'mon, Scoob, old buddy.

What is going on here?

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Shaggy

[One Osomon bites his arms] TOINKS! [Velma finally realizes that she's still in Prof. Ostwald's virtual reality game after witnessing the gang's characterizations]

[surprised] "Toinks"? I've solved this mystery!

[everything freezes except Velma, reveling it to be part of the virtual reality game]

POProf. Ostwald

Bravo, Velma, bravo! You figured it out.

There never were any Osomons. This was all a game you created for me. I never even left your virtual mystery studio, did I?

POProf. Ostwald

No, you didn't. [turns the game off] But I have to know. How did you figure it out?

Well, you really created a great mystery. But you don't know my friends as well as I do. [flashbacks, contrasting the virtual gang's characterizations to the real gang's] First of all, Fred always wants to split up. And Daphne - she would never wear shoes that don't match. Shaggy and Scooby wouldn't volunteer to be live bait. And most importantly...

Shaggy

Like, TOINKS! [flashbacks end]

...Shaggy doesn't say "Toinks", he says, "Zoinks".

POProf. Ostwald

Looks like I still have some work to do.

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[Velma meets up with the real gang after her game]

Shaggy

Hey! It's Velma. Want some game pops, or some game corn, or maybe some game nachos?

[chuckles] No, thanks, I'm good.

FFred

You've been gone for a while.

Yeah, where were you?

Oh, nowhere special. [notices the same zombies from the game; freaks out] Oh, no! The zombie kids! They're real! [screams, flees away, leaves the gang confused]

Shaggy

Like, what got into her?

FFred

Huh, beats me.

Those aren't zombies, they've just played too many video games today. [the zombies are just real people who got headaches from playing videos games; Shaggy and Scooby play a game with their eyes going red]

SSShaggy and Scooby

[in zombie voices] Scooby-Dooby-Doo...