Velma quotes from What's New, Scooby Doo?

Velma

[to Elliot] That's it!

Velma

My little cousin is counting on me to get a Spaceman Swinton action figure for his birthday.

Velma

Freddy, just a robots.

Well, that gold is rightfully mine.

Why? Are you a descendant of Blackjack Brody?

Velma

No, he's William Fagan Hagansen, a descendant of the man he robbed: Seamus Fagan.

It's true. Brody robbed my great grandfather, and Christmas is ruined for my family ever since.

Whoa! Hey! [Grabs the tree]

Shaggy

Yippe-yi-ah! Whoa! Ah! [splashing, Shaggy gets wet]

[giggling]

Velma

🎶 Came from Alabama / With a banjo on my knee / And I'm going to California / My true love for to see / Oh, Susannah, don't you cry for me / 'Cause I'm going to California / With a banjo on my knee / Oh, Susannah, don't you cry for me / 'Cause I'm going to California / With a banjo on my knee / Oh, Susannah, don't you... 🎶

Yo! Yo! Giddyap, little dogs! [giggles] Yeehaw!

Velma

[sobs and runs away]

Who would've thought your mom would get the only clown in the world who uses a paper shredder as a prop?

Well, gang, I think we should look for clues.

Velma

Um, Fred, isn't there something missing from that plan?

I don't think so.

Velma

Splitting up! Ring a bell? You always wanna split up and look for clues.

Really? Well, I think it'd be a lot safer if we stuck together.

Velma

[confused] Okay...

Daphne

[after being tugged into the Mystery Machine from the flowing water and loses her shoe] Thanks, Scooby.

Oh, no, Daphne! You lost your shoe!

Daphne

That's okay, I always have a spare. [puts a green shoe that doesn't match her usual purple one]

Velma

Uh, Daphne, your shoes don't match.

Daphne

Oh, really? Ha, no big deal.

Velma

[bewildered] No big deal? But you-

Ah... [notices the water flooding]

Velma

I sure would like to trap one of those Osomons, so I could get a better look at their wiring.

Daphne

Trap? That's kind of Fred's area, but I'll do my best.

Shaggy

Well, how about Scoob and I act as live bait? [Scooby nods in agreement] We can lead the Osomons in here.

Daphne

Perfect!

Velma

[shocked] Wait a second! You want to be live bait, without even asking for Scooby Snax?

Shaggy

Sure! C'mon, Scoob, old buddy.

Velma

What is going on here?

Shaggy

[One Osomon bites his arms] TOINKS! [Velma finally realizes that she's still in Prof. Ostwald's virtual reality game after witnessing the gang's characterizations]

Velma

[surprised] "Toinks"? I've solved this mystery!

Bravo, Velma, bravo! You figured it out.

Velma

There never were any Osomons. This was all a game you created for me. I never even left your virtual mystery studio, did I?

No, you didn't. [turns the game off] But I have to know. How did you figure it out?

Velma

Well, you really created a great mystery. But you don't know my friends as well as I do. [flashbacks, contrasting the virtual gang's characterizations to the real gang's] First of all, Fred always wants to split up. And Daphne - she would never wear shoes that don't match. Shaggy and Scooby wouldn't volunteer to be live bait. And most importantly...

Shaggy

Like, TOINKS! [flashbacks end]

Velma

...Shaggy doesn't say "Toinks", he says, "Zoinks".

Looks like I still have some work to do.

Shaggy

Hey! It's Velma. Want some game pops, or some game corn, or maybe some game nachos?

Velma

[chuckles] No, thanks, I'm good.

You've been gone for a while.

Daphne

Yeah, where were you?

Velma

Oh, nowhere special. [notices the same zombies from the game; freaks out] Oh, no! The zombie kids! They're real! [screams, flees away, leaves the gang confused]

Shaggy

Like, what got into her?

Huh, beats me.

Daphne

Those aren't zombies, they've just played too many video games today. [the zombies are just real people who got headaches from playing videos games; Shaggy and Scooby play a game with their eyes going red]

[in zombie voices] Scooby-Dooby-Doo...