Justin Hammer, Hostage and others in “Unfinished Business”

You know, when I was seven years old, I wanted a Red Rider BB Gun more than anything in the world. I begged my parents, I begged Santa for it, accidentally got my tongue stuck on a telephone pole...

Isn't that a... a classic movie?

Yes! The one with the leg lamp!

Hey, shut up. But I didn't get the BB gun that Christmas! Do you know why?

You'll shoot your eye out!

Because this is America! And if you want something, you gotta take it!