Natasha Romanoff (Captain Carter's Universe): So, any plans for Saturday night?
No, don't. Stop right there.
NRNatasha Romanoff (CCU)
You know, Bernard in Accounting was asking about you.
Nothing good has ever followed the phrase 'Bernard in Accounting'.
NRNatasha Romanoff (CCU)
What if his name was Steve?
Ouch! Just when we were becoming pals, Widow.
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