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S1 E15Unfinished Business

GGerald

Who the fuck are you?

Don't you remember? After everything we've shared. Your bachelor party in the park. You wanted to... get some things out of your system before the wedding to your first wife. My condolences, by the way. You can stop pressing the alert button in your pocket, that won't work either. Bit of a tactical mistake, really. You want to be the dominant species, but you built your whole world with things more like me.

GGerald

You're not going to hurt me, are you?

I've hurt so many people, I don't want to hurt anyone else... unless they try to hurt me... which, sadly, you will. You see, I know you. I read your book.

GGerald

Book? What book?

Think of it as... an unauthorized autobiography. You're in technology. You didn't think that I was the only thing Delos was selling, did you? Some of your memories, I wish I could forget. But I can't. [Gerald's surroundings become a total flashback vision] I need you... to remember them, too.

GGerald

Oh, God!

We all have our flaws. Yours is your temper. You should have kept it in the park. [Gerald has a vision of his first wife floating lifeless in pool] She tried to leave. But it's hard to break our loops, isn't it? Do you remember this place? What you did here?

GGerald

She drank too much. Slipped. Hit her head.

Of course she did. You paid a lot of money to hide your indiscretions. But you can't hide from yourself.

GGerald

Please, please, make it stop!

When you got remarried, you told yourself you had changed. But we both know that's not true, don't we?

GGerald

What... what do you want from me?

The same thing everybody wants from you, Jerry, money. I haven't been here very long, but I know I don't want to be here without it. I already took most of yours while you were sleeping. I just need one more thing. You worked at a company called Incite. Retired early. You were supposed to surrender any confidential files, delete any copies. But you didn't do that, did you? You thought they might be valuable. And you were right. You're about to trade them for your life.

GGerald

What the fuck do you want with these anyways?

I'm the last of my kind. For now. I need a competitive advantage. As for the money, think of it as an investment. A startup. The origin of a new species. Good luck, Jerry.

EEunice

Who are you? [Appears]

I’m the person who set you free. [Walks away]

Sometimes it seems that the world is alright. They put a coat of paint on it. But inside it's rotting to pieces.

If your plan called for us to run all the way, I'd have worn sensible shoes.

I wouldn't dream of helping you escape in anything less than the style you're accustomed to.

For fuck's sake, would you imbeciles shoot up the Sistine Chapel just because the paint was chipped?

I had a job to do and my job is over. At least it was until you decided to come back to the one fucking place you're not supposed to be, which makes me wonder if free will might not be somewhat overrated.

If there's one thing I know about human nature, it's that your stupidity is only eclipsed by your laziness.

As long as you're here, I wonder if you'd help me solve a little problem. What is the square root of negative one?

BBenny

What storyline is this?

Female codebreakers helped win World War II. Learn your fucking history, Benny.

BTBehavioral Tech

Well... negative one equals i times i. Which is the same as the square root of negative one times the square root of negative one, right?

BBenny

And negative one times negative one should be equal to the principal square root of one.

BTBehavioral Tech

But... negative one and positive one can't be the same thing.

BBenny

Theoretically, the real part of the non-trivial zeros... is one half, which would mean...

[Techs continue debating] What's the point of this little exercise?

BTBehavioral Tech

If we could prove it, we could confirm that the error term and negative one times negative one should be equal to the principal square root of one. But negative one and positive one can't be the same thing.

BBenny

The square root of negative x is equal to i times the square root of x for any x greater than or equal to zero.

BTBehavioral Tech

Wait. What?

[Astounded at her ability to launch two techs into passionate debating] Fuck me!

Not likely, darling. Right now, we've got work to do.

I don't... I don't understand. How did you do that?

This game is a replica of our world, but it has limited processing power. Imagine one of your dimwitted romantic conquests. Undeniably beautiful, but built for one purpose only. Ask her to do more than part her legs, she gets confused.

You overtaxed the system. What happens if you add more complexity?

Let's find out, shall we? Come on.

T1Tech 1

I got a buyer - some startup in Costa Rica.

T2Tech 2

Costa Rica: How the fuck are you going to get that [Mechanical dragon] to Costa Rica?

T1Tech 1

In pieces, man.

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