Vic Reeves Big Night Out quotes

I put so much petrol in my car the other day...I couldn't get in it!

So, there's all these greyhounds operating a switchboard in me attic, and I cut me face, the weeds fell out, spilt all over the place, perforated all these seagulls' beaks, and nothing seemed to happen at all. I was suspended in brine, it was as simple as that...!

D'you know, a lot of people say to me, 'Vic, why do you never contact the dead?'

Reeves, you workshy fop!

Uttered regularly throughout the series.

Nibbles the Comedy Duck will regurgitate shrimps on hearing you recite any of the Ten Commandments.

I know doctors and dentists...Reeves, I have two stamps in my pocket that are slightly damp!

Victory is mine, you cannot deny the verdict of the ginger pop-star's hair! The truth is out, Reeves. No longer the smug git, eh? Quality has prevailed, and the voices in my head are silenced!

Davey: So I can say 'Donald, where's your troosers!'

Donald: I've got 'em on though, Davey!

Davey: Oh, I haven't thought that one through...!

Davey: We are both completely redundant!

It's not all walking!

I remember the summer of '75

I was your husband and you were my wife,

We slept in a tent made of parsley and sage

And we looked at each other and smiled.

I played the drums whilst you played the flute

Crash bang wallop and root-a-toot-toot!

We laid an egg of an enormous size

In the summer of '75.

I don't stock Curly Wurlies, I find them far too elaborate!

I do have a lucky bag, which I made myself, which I sell in the shop. It's made from my wife's surgical harness bags. I pop in a Smartie and, that sort of treacle with peanuts in it...hard nutty shite, I call it!