Logan and Veronica in “Witchita Linebacker”

Logan

While I appreciate the interest, Big Brother, I hope -

Veronica

Wow, a 1984 reference. Did you read that in weightlifting?

Logan

You know, your dad was half right. You have a thing for bad boys, but you don't want to reform them. You just get off on judging them.

Veronica

Which reminds me: can I borrow your copy of 101 Brooding Comments?

Logan

I only have the Cliff Notes. Look, I've got to run, so to save you the trouble, I'm surfing in Mexico with Dick and Mercer this weekend. I'll fax you the coordinates so you don't incur any more cell-tracking charges, and I'll keep a journal of my bad thoughts in case you want to stick my face in a cage of rats when we get back. Sorry, 1984 is the only book I read.