CFConfetti the Fox (Scallion #1)
For a thousand gold coins, here is question number three: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
PPistachio (Junior)
Huh? I don't know that! Nobody knows that!
CConfetti
Then you shouldn't have risked everything.
[Charlie Pincher pulls a lever that sends Pistachio down the rollercoaster, and onto the catapult.]
But... But you said you wouldn't steer me wrong!
CConfetti
No. We said "Why would we steer you wrong?", and the answer is... Five. Gold. Coins.
[Charlie pushes the lever that makes the catapult fling Pistachio into the ocean.]
CPConfetti, Purina the Cat (Scallion #2), and Charlie
[laugh]
CConfetti
No hands, numbskull.
CCarrot
Oh, hey there, cricket!
KKhalil
I am not a cricket! I am a caterpillar!
KKhalil
I am not a- Pistachio! You are alive!
KKhalil
Me too! That's why I left home by myself in this big, mean caterpillar-eating world!
I don't eat caterpillars.
KKhalil
Good. I hear we are quite tasty.
Who's with the ducklings?
KKhalil
Oh. A good friend is helping me out.
[Madame Blueberry is looking after the ducklings.]
No, I'm a blueberry. But I get that all the time.
No, I never played Monopoly, but I'll give it a go.
GGelato (Larry)
Oh, we've got plenty of food!
DDorito
Hey, guys? We're out of food.
[pause]
EEspresso
WE'RE GONNA DIE!
[Everyone screams and panics.]
KKhalil
WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
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