[first lines; Bob and Larry are on the countertops]
Hi, kids, and welcome to VeggieTales. I'm Bob the Tomato.
And I'm Larry the Cucumber. And we're here to answer your questions.
That's right. So... who's got a question?
[a short pause as they both look around and think]
Oh, hey! I just remembered! I got an e-mail from a kid named Ezzio Vietti in Hackensack, New Jersey.
You got a what?
You know, Bob, e-mail. Aren't you wired, online, [sways his hips] surfing the web? HTML, good buddy.
Oh. I got cable last month.
You are so early 90s. [Bob is offended] Anyway, Ezzio said he just did something that he knew he wasn't supposed to do. Now his friends are telling him to lie about it so he won't get in trouble. [turns to Bob] What should he do?
Ooooh, a lie could be a dangerous thing. [looks in other direction] Do we have any stories about that?
Bob, I'm all over it.
[turns back to Larry] Huh?
The same thing happened to Junior Asparagus once!
It did? I don't remember.
Ezzio, grab your popcorn, turn down the lights, and get ready for... "Larry-Boy! and the Fib from Outer Space!" Roll film! [hops off]
Huh? Larry! [the countertop lights shuts off, leaving him in the dark both figuratively and literally]
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