Do you think it's actually possible to die of boredom? Because I was just going to staple my own tongue. That's how bored I am. I was going to staple my own fucking tongue in the hope that pain would give me some reprieve from the tedium of IT.
JJoe
Do you want to talk about it, buddy?
No. No.
JJoe
Because self-harm is a key indicator...
It's not self-harm, okay, Joe? Doing this job is self-harm.
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