Kuribayashi
Kyō kara, anata wa keshigomuda! (Starting today, you're an eraser!)
Ataru
Nade?! (Why?!)
Kuribayashi
Kyō kara, anata wa moppuda! (Starting today, you're a mop!)
Ataru
Naze?! (But why?!)
Kuribayashi
Kyō kara, anata wa battoda! (Starting today, you're a bat!)
Ataru
Dadoshdi..?! (Why..?!)
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