You've had a week, haven't you?
Not as bad as Al's.
It's not a contest.
[Riley turns the TV on with his remote.]
Breaking news, the Browns' season is already in peril because they're now down 2 defensive backs.
Oh, this is perfect. This is breaking news, America!
Hey, why don't we just turn this off?
No! No, how's Cleveland supposed to win? I mean, Cleveland is screwed.
Riley.
We got to do something! Cleveland is running out of options! I got to tell everybody, they got to know!
[Vanessa turns the TV off with her remote.]
Hey. This is bigger than you. And don't worry. The Browns' secondary is deep.
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