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S1 E3Mine

[in her dream] Sookie, don't ever sneak up on a vampire. What are you doing here?

All right, here's the deal... and this is a little embarrassing. I've never been with a man intimately, for all the reasons I told you about. But... I feel things when I'm with you that make me think and... I know this could be a huge mistake, one I will regret forever, but it feels like you're the one that I'm supposed to, you know... do it with. And... I'm really nervous about that... and frankly I'm scared to death of you. So can we just get it out of the way already so I can relax and get a good night's sleep?

[Bill draws close to kiss her]

Just... just don't bite me, okay?

MMalcolm

[letting Bill in] Well look. It's everyone's favorite buzz kill.

DDiane

Hey baby.

LLiam

[offers him blood] Yo mister mainstream. Thirsty?

No.

DDiane

Hungry for something else? I remember you having a very sizable... appetite.

The three of you will stay away from me and Sookie from now on.

MMalcolm

I'm your elder. You have no authority here.

There are higher authorities.

MMalcolm

I'm not afraid of Eric.

Higher'n him.

MMalcolm

Well then she can speak to me.

DDiane

She can suck on sunlight for all I care.

You know, you are doing nothing to help our cause.

DDiane

Not everyone wants to dress up and play human, Bill.

LLiam

Yeah. Not everyone wants to live off that Japanese shit they call blood, either. As if we could.

We have to moderate our behavior now that we are out in the open.

MMalcolm

Not everybody thinks it was such a great idea, and not everybody intends to toe the party line. [leans forward] Honey, if we can't kill people, what's the point of being a vampire?

S1 E4Escape From Dragon House

School is just for white people looking for other white people to read to them, I figure I'd save my money and just read to myself.

[while driving to Fangtasia] Penny for your thoughts?

I thought you liked not knowing what I'm thinking.

Most of the time I do.

You won't care for it.

That doesn't mean I don't wanna know.

[looking at her clothes then back to the road] You look like vampire bait.

[laughing] What's that supposed to mean?

I promised your grandmother no harm would come to you at Fangtasia tonight. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to keep that promise with you dressed like this.

So are you sayin' you think I look nice?

Doesn't matter what I think. This isn't a date. Remember?

[sitting in the freezer, really worried] I think I might'a OD'd.

Oh, my God. On what?

V.

You're doin' V now?

It was my first time.

Where on earth did you come across V in this town?

[hesitant] Lafayette.

My cousin is dealin' vampire blood now? God damn idiot. Well, at least that explains why I walked in on you dancin' around in that Laura Bush mask yesterday, 'cause I gotta tell you, without a reason, that was some fucked up shit! All right, let me see it.

Huh?

How long have you had the erection?

Well, how do you know?

Um, I read. You're not the first vain-ass, body-conscious ex-jock to overdo the V and wind up with an acute case of priapism!

[as he walks up to Fangtasia with Sookie] Bill. Haven't seen you in a while.

I'm mainstreamin'.

Good for you. Who's the doll?

Pam, this is Sookie. Sookie, this is Pam.

[smiling, extending her hand to Pam] Pleased to meet you.

Can I see your ID?

Oh. Sure. How funny. Who'd have thought? Getting carded at a vampire bar.

I can no longer tell human ages. We must be careful we serve no minors... in any capacity. (looking at her id) Twenty-five, huh? How sweet it is.

S1 E5Sparks Fly Out

[throwing items at Lafayette] Stupid! Fuckin! Bitch!

[swinging baseball bat] Bring it on, hooker! I was all parish in high school.

Sookie, you cannot be frightened of everythin' you don't know in this world.

Well my world's openin' up mighty fast! And what I got here may be boring, but it's safe! And after the past couple of nights, safe sounds good about now.

WOWoman on the phone

[ranting over the phone] You will go to hell for this!

ASAdele Stackhouse

Alright, same to you. Bye now.

Why didn't you tell me you were going out with Sam?

Because it just happened and how did you know?

Arlene. She works fast.

All he did was ask me to the DGD tonight and besides it's in a church. And why shouldn't I? He's perfectly nice, he's got a good job, and he's not a vampire! And why, why do I have to justify this to you?

I'm entitled to know what my girl's up to, aren't I?

Sookie, you have no future with a vampire!

They don't die. I've got nothing but a future with one.

[awakens, very weak and looks around seeing two bodies] The others?

[meekly] They all presented themselves as gentlemen. Blame the war if you like. Proved to be no more than savages once I let them into my home. They deserved no better!

Am... Am I dying?

Oh yes. But I'm not keen to let you go quite so easily. I've waited a long time for a man such as you. [straddles his waist and cuts her neck] Drink... if you do not drink, you will die as certain as I am speakin' to you right now. Do you wish to see your family again? Your wife, your children... you must drink from me.

[Bill drinks with reluctance]

Take me in you. Feel me in you. We are together, William. Forever! You are mine!

'Scuse me. Who ordered the hamburger, [puts plate on table] with AIDS?

RRoyce

I ordered the hamburger deluxe.

In this restaurant a hamburger deluxe come with frimp fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, AND AIDS! DO ANYBODY GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!

RRoyce

Yeah! I'm an American, and I got a say in who makes my food!

Well, baby, it's too late for that. Faggots been breeding your cows, raising your chickens, even brewing your beer long before I walked my sexy ass up in this motherfucker. Everything on your goddamn table got AIDS.

RRoyce

You still ain't making me eat no AIDS burger.

Well, all you gotta do is say hold the AIDS. Here. [licks hamburger bun] Eat it. [jams it in Royce's face]

Bitch, you come in my house, [picks up the rest of the hamburger] you gonna eat my food the way I FUCKING MAKE IT! Do you understand me? [dumps food in Royce's lap]

Tip your waitress. [Walks toward kitchen; high fives Jason; goes back to kitchen]

S1 E6Cold Ground

[walking into Sookie's room] She's asking for you.

[turning from the window] Is there something you want to say to me?

I want you to stay away from her.

You know Sookie doesn't take kindly to people making decisions for her.

[pacing the room] You don't need to tell me who Sookie is... I know who she is. I've know a long time.

Then you'll also know this neither the time nor the place to... mark your territory.

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