Tru Calling quotes

Tru

[on the phone] Davis, remember when I said this was Romeo and Juliet? I was wrong it was Juliet and Juliet.

Davis

I finished running the numbers through the simulator.

Tru

And?

Davis

Well, based on the victim's own height and weight, as well as the location and moderate depth of the wounds, I believe that the killer was approximately 5'4", right-handed, and lacking upper body strength. Most likely a female. What do you think?

Tru

I think... you just described me.

Tru

So I turned him over, there was a single wound. Right below the heart. I called 911, then he asked for help, and the day restarted and here I am.

Davis

Mmm. So if I'm to understand you correctly, you had a party and you didn't invite me?

Lindsay

Why didn't you invite your next-door neighbor?

Tru

Are you kidding me? That guy's a creep.

Lindsay

All the more reason to invite him. If he's helping make the noise, he can't complain about it, right?

Tru

Well, it's too late now.

Tru

Call you a cab Sam?

[Drunk] No, but it'd be great if you knew of a good place to throw up.

Tru

Down the steps, to the right, and anywhere in the alley is fine.

You rock!

I can't believe you had a stalker moment and I missed it.

Tru

It wasn't a stalker moment. Mark and I just happen to be in the same place at the same time.

That's what stalkers do. They just happen to be in your market, then they just happen to follow you home, then they just happen to chop your head off and seal it in a baggy.

Tru

Lindsey!

I'm just saying first the phone call now this.

Luc

It's me, 1 is feeling better & the other is way 2 far away from u.

Tru

That's what u came here 2 tell me?

Um, no actually, I came 2 find out what dad said 2 u.

Tru

Don't know haven't called back.

I mean, does your dad like the guys you bring home?

Tru

He never met them.

Oh, I'm sorry. He's dead?

Tru

Just by choice.

Is there anything else that we could talk about beside autopsies?

Davis

Sure.

Great.

Davis

So, you a Lord of the Rings fan?

No, sorry.

Davis

Would you like me to finish the autopsy story 'cause it really does contain a lot of interesting things.

No, thank you.

[about Tru] Guardian angel, stalker, you decide.

What are you, writing his biography?

Davis

Maybe rewriting it.

Davis

Well, Wonder Woman has got nothing on you.

Tru

Except for the pointy bras and the invisible plane, no.