Hahahaha! Oh, joy! This is as easy as shooting bots in a barrel! Hahahahaha!
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S1 E15Gale
So what happened to Fred?
Fred? Oh, no! I left him back at the bridge!
[alone on the highway bridge] ...Billy?
Remember me?! I'm Billy's friend!
You know, for a great warrior, you're not half as tough as you think you are. So just keep out of my way, or else.
Hahahahaha!
What's so funny?
I was laughing at your incompetence. You may have won this little skirmish, but you're still a rank amateur. So don't let this victory swell up your power core, because I'm not finished with you yet. Hide behind your little sword, but remember this: You don't have what it takes to use it to its full potential.
Oh, yeah?!
You're just a waste of wires. [wanders off, laughing maniacally]
Back on Cybertron, they used to call me Sideways. I guess I'm a bit of a drifter. Maybe that's why I'm here.
Oh, don't worry, Hot Shot. You must remember they're only human, and probably in a couple of days or so, they'll be all over you again.
S1 E16Credulous
Where is Scavenger when you need him?
There's no sign of him anywhere, Megatron sir!
Probably ran away with his tail between his legs.
I wouldn't put it past him.
Are you gonna have a tea party or fight?!
I never issued any order to evacuate, you fool! Fire! Snap out of it, men! Strafe that Autobot!
We don't stand a chance against the same sword that inflicted so much damage on you!
Ahh, give him a break. He's still licking his wounds from the last battle! Hee hee hee...
Is absolutely everyone trying to undermine me? [laser blast from Sideways almost hits him] AHH!
I love that 'save the universe' stuff. Uh, I mean—way cool!
Meddling Matrix!
Come on, Star Saber, it's time to shut down this user's past-due account!
The sword's stayin' with me, pal. Now get your microprocessors out here!
[laughs] Want to play the hard way, do you? Well, suits me just fine. I'd love the chance to initialize your disc.
Hyperdrive! Coming through! Drop or be dropped, scuzzy breath! [Charges at a hologram, which turns out to be Optimus. Laughs weakly] Uh, Optimus! Heh heh, hope you didn't take it personally...
This is officially gettin' freaky!
It was a trap. I can't believe I didn't realize it until now.
Which is why you, of all bots, don't deserve to possess the sword.
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