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Tracey Ullman's Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Romana, Horror Guide and others in “Unfinished Business”

Romana

My name is Romana. I am from Hungary. I was barista, but in 2014 my boyfriend strangled me outside that pub after he said I'd been sleeping with his mate, although I hadn't, as the inquest proved.

Horror Guide

Return to the spirit world, Romana! May you find peace there.

Romana

Oo-ooh! Oo-ooh!

Walker

Erm, excuse me, that's really horrible.

Horror Guide

Well, it's a murder horror tour.

Walker

But we thought it would be about past stuff.

Horror Guide

Well, it is in the past.

Walker

More in the past.

Horror Guide

Well, so, if someone's throat was slashed hundred years ago, that's entertainment, but if they were slowly garrotted yesterday behind Waverley Station bowling alley, then that's bad, is it?

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