Angela Merkel in “Unfinished Business”

[singing] My economists told me we'd be talking a week

I said, darling, all these figures, to me it's all Greek

Everybody, everywhere wants some money

And they wonder why we Germans don't find things funny

If you bail out a nation you expect a little gratitude

But let me tell you, baby, all you get's a lot of attitude

One long, never-ending economic wreck

At the end of which is Germany signing every cheque

I'm a honey with the money and, honey, it ain't funny

When the honey with the money has to shell out all the money

And it's funny how the countries that suddenly need the money

And whose idea was the Eurozone?

[Angela scats]

Far, far, far on the autobahn

[Angela scats]

Neunundneunzig Luftballons

The pain in Spain gives me a migraine

They exploit us all in Portugal

Go to Slovakia, they just attack-ia

When you're hanging out with Putin, don't put your foot in,

Or else Putin will put his boot in

There's an inner Putin, Vladimir Putin

Mamma Mia don't mess in Crimea

Crimea, Crimea

Cry me a river, what are you going to do?

Birgit: Sing! Sing!

Angela Merkel: I like soul and R&B

Crowd: And Eurovision secretly

Angela Merkel: I speak Russian fluently

Crowd: Good accent apparently

Angela Merkel: Got a degree in chemistry

Crowd: At Leipzig University

Angela Merkel: I've never taken LSD

Crowd: But she drinks beer occasionally

Angela Merkel: Favourite sandwich, BLT

Angela Merkel: Her middle name is Dorothy

Angela Merkel: Eins, zwei, drei, vier Get me an Uber over here

Ja.